Episodes

Sunday May 01, 2022
The one where Montreal still has an impact
Sunday May 01, 2022
Sunday May 01, 2022
1: šµHeyyy weāre 2/3 there! Ohhhhhh, this is hard to bare. šµ Over the past few matches weāve seen progression. Today was a regression for me. That doesnāt mean we played like trash, but it wasnāt better.Ā
We played well in the first 45. We more or less had control of the match. We created the opportunities to create the opportunity. However unlike the previous three matches, it wasnāt the finishing that was missing today, it was the final pass.Ā
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2: Some curious play from Araujo. I donāt know why he felt like trying to hit a 25 yard curler was his best option. Iāve got no problem with a shot on target from downtown. Thiago damn near had GOTW, but not when thereās better options to the left/right. We know heās skilled. We know heās got got wheels. He can be a real problem for the opposition. None of his immense skill was on display today tho. Perhaps heās still coming back from injury, but in his own words, he said heās 100% and we should be prepared to see a different version of Luiz.Ā
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3: Alan looks better physically and technically. His situational awareness and decision making is still catching him out. Heās gotta be better at reading the game and being turned on in the big moments. The silly yellow card is another good example of just needing to play smarter.Ā
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4: Oh good grief here we go with set piece vulnerability again. Credit to Montreal for the trickery they deployed but we HAVE to be switched on in these moments. I really feel like it has been better this year, but today was not good.Ā
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5: You can see the players are doing what I think Gonzo wants. Weāre not playing badly. But we are still lacking that killer mentality. Maybe we need to implement a policy of no more cake until we start burrying chances? There is no denying that the lack of results is ramping up pressure on everyone. Thereās plenty of soccer left to play, hopefully with a healthy Josef, but goals build confidence. Results build confidence. Both have to come and soon.Ā

Tuesday Apr 26, 2022
The one where we inHERRONly have bad luck
Tuesday Apr 26, 2022
Tuesday Apr 26, 2022
1: Cisnerosā best start by far. I really would not write this guy off yet. Is he gonna have double digit goals? No probably not. But can we get some production out of him until Josef is back? Yeah absolutely. I think I prefer him starting to Dom. I like Dom coming as a sub when the situation calls for it. Jackson is also still an option but his performance in MLS hasnāt been good enough to justify starting. He will get opportunities tho and heās gonna need to capitalize on them big time to see more minutes.Ā
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2: Everything everywhere all at once is the best way to describe injuries and bad luck with our club. Hopefully Dom isnāt seriously hurt and the staff is just being cautious (which is understandable) but man, we just canāt get anything to break our way. And yeah, title winning teams, on top of being very good, have things just go there way too and that isnāt happening for us. It really is the little things that are keeping us from results.Ā
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3: Gotta be happy with set piece defending and productivity this season. Weāre only a third of the way through season and weāve already scored more off dead ball situations than we did the whole of the ā21 season. We now look like a team capable and maybe even likely of scoring off set pieces, especially in swinging corners.Ā
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4: Action around the box looked great. The passing was quick and crisp. We created space that created chances. Thiago and Moreno combined well. Passing around the box looke great. Once we were in the final third we were going straight to goal. Once again, the finishing is a problem. Thiago and especially Brooks are not natural finishers but regardless, they both had opportunities that have to be put away.Ā
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5: We now lead the league in times fouled and apologies from PRO.Ā

Sunday Apr 17, 2022
The one where we need to finish what we started
Sunday Apr 17, 2022
Sunday Apr 17, 2022
1: There is no way, absolutely no way you can say Atlanta United played poorly. Iād argue that we looked better in the attacking phase (which was often) without Josef. We dominated the ball. We controlled the run of play. We could not buy a goal. We had an XG of close to 4. Youāre gonna have to miss me with any Gonzo out takes. This game was crying out for Josef. It was custom made for him. Yup. Itās a factor that he wasnāt there.Ā
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2: George Campbell is a fist choice defender. Heās earned that. Heās now had back to back to back games where heās made saving tackles and blocks. Heās still making potentially costly offensive errors but those are becoming less frequent too.Ā
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3: We gotta figure out Moreno and Almada. For me theyāre still not combining like we need them to. Almada is still most productive centrally while getting frequent touches on the ball. So is Moreno. If that can get sorted out, and we have someone up top who can finish off what they create, well then weāve really got something.Ā
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4: A š C š L š We now lead the league in fouls won and injuries incurred. Has to be. I donāt know if we need to do a sage burn over the whole of the city but we seemed to be cursed. When Guz went down it looked like an ACL tear to me and given his age, if thatās the case, the Guz Out crowd might get their wish sooner than expected. Thankfully we do have a veteran backup but we have also lost our third stringer, also due to an ACL.Ā
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5: Kaaaaaaannnnnnnnn. Youāve got to give credit where itās due and Alec deserves it. Heās always been a tremendous shot stopper and he showed it tonight. On top of saving the penalty he was solid all night. His distribution might still be lacking, but Cincinnati has to be happy with him thus far. Iām happy for his success. Just wish it wasnāt against us.Ā

Sunday Apr 03, 2022
The one where DC cannot stop the steal.
Sunday Apr 03, 2022
Sunday Apr 03, 2022
1: Thiago looked very good for his first start. Apart from producing another GOW, thereās not much more he could e done to get a goal tonight. He was very involved in the attacking play. He was eager to take players on, won his duels, stole balls and played several good balls into Moreno and Josef and Jackson. I think heās going to develop into a big chance creator for us. Heās acclimated to the team very quickly and weāre all the better for it.Ā
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2: Really happy that weāre getting more production out of our set piece opportunities as well as being able to defend them better. Weāve scored off a hand full now and we defended corner after corner tonight. Gressel out like 10 dead balls into the 18 and somehow DC didnāt convert on any of them. Thatās impressive considering how often we have conceded from corners in the past.Ā
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3: Guzan was massive again tonight and Alan Franco was at times a liability. Alan has been very up and down. Considering he was initially a DP signing we really need him to be more consistent and steady than he has been.Ā
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4: I would like to see us be able to spring counter attacks quicker and more effectively. We can get an intiial ball out but then we hold up the play too often. Weāre not a counter attacking team but we can do more with those opportunities.Ā
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5: I love to see Moreno on the dribble, just maybe at better times. Donāt get me wrong, when it comes off itās beautiful watch, but thereās just a few instances when he should lay it off instead. That aside, he was very good once again and had the game winner! Considering how often we was kicked and hacked at, he had a great performance. Heās the new Barco in terms of being on the receiving end of fouls.Ā

Saturday Mar 19, 2022
The one where we find our āfootāing late
Saturday Mar 19, 2022
Saturday Mar 19, 2022
1: When you strike a wounded animal itās going to either roll over and die, or lash out one last time. Montreal came in full gas with the knowledge that a two week break to rest and recover awaited them. They looked lethargic at first, but after their first goal they played with a speed, fluidity and intensity they we simply could not match in the first half.Ā
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2: In stark contrast to the March āMake your own luckā scarves, we made our own problems. So many of Montrealās chances and virtually all of their goals started off from bad giveaways and errant passes. This is a mentality thing and itās pretty shocking. Apparently we still donāt have that that step on your throat break your mentality that puts games away early.Ā
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3: Itās hard to compliment the back line considering how often it got torched but I thought Alan Franco put in a shift. It probably isnāt going to be reflected on Sofa score because of the score line but he did have probably his best game of the season it terms of the duels and balls he won.Ā
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4: And suddenly weāre lethal from 22 yards out š¤·āāļø. All 3 goals are GOTW contenders. Itās great to see Josef score from open play and it was a vintage Josef goal with him receiving the ball on the edge of the box, taking one touch and putting it where no keeper saves it. Thiago probably takes it though. He cuts a defender, is off balance and puts it in the top corner. I still donāt think we quite know how to use him in Gonzoās system but weāll figure it out and itās good to know heās got that in his bag.Ā
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5: I think this is a tough game for a coach. What exactly do you say in the locker room post game speech and presser? Great fight back, but alsoā¦.damn. Well the fight back is good and thatās probably a quality we didnāt have over the last two years.Ā

Sunday Mar 06, 2022
The one where we experience new lows at new highs
Sunday Mar 06, 2022
Sunday Mar 06, 2022
1: Josef continues to be in good positions unfortunately he is missing that final touch. Iām happy to see him in the positions we want him to be in but if we get a couple more games of him unable to finish that is going to be a point of concern. Perhaps even more concerning is the fact that these are chances he should absolutely be putting away. Itās not like heās missing on low percentage shots.
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2: The number of chances created were down in the first half and that is not surprising considering we are missing the people that create our chances. Missing Luiz and Moreno is massive and it showed. I wouldāve introduced Dwyer to the match earlier than we did.Ā
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3: We seem to have the worst possible luck when it comes to injuries and health for the players. We have heart and attack and apparently now we might also have heart attack. Iām not sure whatās going on with Ozzie but him being sidelined due to a cardiologist recommendation is really concerning. I donāt want to see another Christian Eriksen situation on the pitch. We have one of the most expensive and impressive lineups in the league. Now, if we could just have it all available at the same time.
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4: Alan Franco was really really poor tonight. He was involved in the concession of the first two goals. He looked lackadaisical and disinterested. It was bizarre.Ā
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5: We could be in for another slow-ish start. On paper we have the most talented, and expensive roster in the league. We just canāt get all the pieces together at the same time. Weāre missing (at full starting health/fitness) Araujo, Moreno, Thiago, Sosa, Hyndman, Ozzie and Mulraney. Now we will be missing Miles for the Charlotte match. Couple all that with Josef not quite being able to put the team on his back when we occasionally need him to, and it could be a rough march through March.Ā

Sunday Feb 27, 2022
The one where we Dom-inate
Sunday Feb 27, 2022
Sunday Feb 27, 2022
1: Iām not trying to minimize whatās going on in the world right now but I feel really hopeful. If Dom Dwyer can score a goal in Atlanta United colors, anything is possible. Iām thrilled to have an additional attacking option up front THAT CAN SCORE. A very impressive start for DD coming off the bench way earlier than expected, playing on a position heās not meant to and scoring.Ā
2: Thereās a great Mark Twain Quote.Ā
There are three things a wise man fears. The storm at sea, a night with no moon, and the rage of a calm patient man. Ozzie Alonso is that man. Heās that intelligent controlling midfield presence weāve been wanting, but heāll also cut you if pressed. That aggression is something we have been missing over the last couple seasons. Grant it, Iād prefer the yellows to come a little later but Iām happy to see a little š¤Ā
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3: Find you someone who loves as you as much as Gutman loves sliding into a challenge. Iād like to thank the NYRB for training him into a damn animal. You can tell heās brought some that bull mentality with him and we are all the better for it.Ā
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4: Anyone can score a hat trick on opening day but can you get an assist brace with one of your former sworn enemies? Josef looked great out there today. He was active in all the ways weāve come to expect. He had a number of shots on goal and with a little more fine tuning, heās gonna be putting them away with regularity. If the over under on goals for Josef is at 15, Iām taking the over. Easy. Ā
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5: So Wiley were at it, letās talk about how good our academy system is. It just keeps producing real talent and we will develop a record of consistently moving that talent on to big clubs around the world. Absolutely thrilled for Wiley. Campbell was also tremendous today and Tyler Wolff was excellent. Thatās 3 academy players on the pitch tonight. All producing and providing.Ā
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Itās extremely tragic that we lost one our academy prospects in a senseless drunk driving accident. Our hearts are with the family and friends of Christian Carrillo. He is gone far too soon and he will be missed.Ā

Wednesday Nov 24, 2021
The one where we are stopped short at short-stop.
Wednesday Nov 24, 2021
Wednesday Nov 24, 2021
1: Thereās a reason NYC has only lost like, half dozen games at Yankee stadium. I hate playing here. The margin for error is so thin. Set pieces are even more of a threat then they normally are. Any chances that NYC had came from our mistakes which unfortunately are always going to be magnified in this venue.Ā
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2: There were some nervy moments towards the end of the first half but overall we looked pretty comfortable in the first half. I think having the past two weeks to train on a pitch that matches the smaller dimensions was a big help. I didnāt see too many over hit passes. We didnāt look like we were jamming ourselves up. Passing looked clean, crisp careful and deliberate.Ā
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3: NYC came out in the first minutes with energy carried over from the end of the firstĀ that we did not match and then they got the flukiest of fluky goals. Iāll be honest that I thought it was going well over the bar too but as a player, you canāt make that same assumption. We were caught flat footed on that goal and the second.Ā
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4: Weāre always going to keep Josef on because his ability to hit a wonder strike but over the last few matches he hasnāt been able to get on the ball much at all. Heās been static, most of the time waiting for the ball to land at his feet. Looking forward to seeing a fully fit King in 2022.Ā
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5: In hindsight, maybe we shouldnāt have been as careful and patient as we were in the first half. We were measured and controlled but maybe we shouldāve taken a few more risks and a few more chances at getting that early goal rather than bank on the match going our way the longer we kept it to 0ās. I think the future looksā¦..positive and a little uncertain. The ship was definitely righted in the 2nd half of the season but I fear we are in for another super silly silly season. There will be a number of moves, some of them key core members of the squad. I hope Pineda has a lot of input and we get the signings done as quickly as possible. Itās going to be a short offseason.Ā

Monday Nov 08, 2021
The one where we are those MO%$!@F%$#!@!
Monday Nov 08, 2021
Monday Nov 08, 2021
1: What happens in New Jersey apparently travels to Cincinnati. Ironically, we looked like couldāve used a Red Bull in the first half.Ā It was a surprisingly and disappointing slow and uninspired first half. Given the opportunity that was in front of us I expected us to come out fighting and take control of the game immediately. Now with the NYC and Philly result it didnāt end up mattering in terms of getting a home game, but it was disappointing nonethless. To put it simply, we looked disinterested.Ā
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2: Not having Moreno or Sosa left us without anyone connecting the play midfield or organizing the attack. Ibarra just didnāt provide that. Our press, if you want to call it that, was ineffective. We didnāt win the ball back enough and when we did, we never capitalized. Passing and first touches were sloppy. It was down to individual runs with ball at Barco or Luizās feet. We were bereft of creativity and teamwork. It was a bewildering 1st half performance.Ā
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3: I donāt need world class play every time but my goodness, it wasnāt until stoppage time of the first half that anyone started to even step up and have a sense or urgency. This kind of performance, even if only for one half, wonāt be good enough in the post season. Certainly not against NYC on their kiddie pitch.Ā
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4: So youāre telling me Bello has a chance? And then another chance? I donāt know whatās going on but if he converted even 1/3 of his chances, heād be a completely different player and weād be in a completely different position.Ā
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5: Please tell me the PR team recorded the halftime speech. I gotta know. Iām imagining a Bill Pullman Independence Day style moment. The subs of Mulraney, and Lennon the formation switch to a back 4 made a huge difference so once again, I think credit goes to Gonzo. Also Josef Martinez is that Mo&@!%F*^%$!@. Heās given us some breathtaking goals, that one sure sucked the air out of my lungs. That being said, itās gonna have to be a much better full 90 performance to move on from here. Hopefully having Moreno and Sosa back and healthy will help. We are going to have to be at our absolute best with our absolute best players.Ā

Tuesday Nov 02, 2021
The one where neither can live while the other survives
Tuesday Nov 02, 2021
Tuesday Nov 02, 2021
10-30 Toronto
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1: Luiz is that guy. He can develop the attack in midfield. He can drop back and defend. He can finish chances. He create them on his own.He had a gift of a goal but heās still gotta unwrap it. Thatās not the first time Luiz has got a goal out not giving up on the play.Ā
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2: Moreno my god. The amount of distance we can travel. With the ball. Holding off a defender. š¤Æ
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3: BAMM BAMM. When itās in full effect we are seeing some of the most threatening creative attacking sequences we have ever seen in this club. Balls over the top, building out of the back, quick counters, crossing quality balls into the box. This is attacking on all fronts.Ā
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4: And for all the attacking soccerā¦we get a draw. Having an XG of 2.6 and only one goal to show for it against bottom feeders Toronto is simply not good enough and wonāt get us far in the playoffs, which, we still have to make.Ā
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5: It was nice to see Jake again, if only for a brief Cameo appearance. When our starters are playing well we can forget we still have his as an ace in the hole. He always answers when called upon and it was a good move by Pineda. But it wasnāt really a spark that we needed tonight. The effort was there. The chances were there. We just werenāt clinical enough. Plain and simple.Ā
10-27 Miami
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1: Josef had a poor first half. He wasnāt able to get on the ball and when he did he was easily taken off it. A lot of that I think comes down to positioning. Playing out wider and deeper doesnāt suit him. Like we talked about last time, Iām really happy weāve been able to figure out how to score when Josef canāt go, but when we can and when heās on the pitchā¦we kinda need him to. Fortunately he did just that in the 2nd half. Twice. Josef says FUCK YOUR OFFSIDE.Ā
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2: I think Luiz is really figuring this soccer thing out. Totally deserving of Man of the Match with a goal and an assist. That goal was hugely impressive. Keeping it on the ground with enough pace to sneak it under the keeper is not easy. Heās been a natural fit for this team from the jump and now heās becoming consistent with his goal/assist production rate.Ā
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3: Gonzo made great subs again. Bringing Moreno on immediately at the half for Walkes was the right decision. We were chasing the game and it needed to be full attack. It also allowed Barco to drop back and have Josef assume his natural position. When BAMM is in full effectā¦ā¦youāre gonna like the way we score, I guarantee it.Ā
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4: 25 foulsā¦ā¦ that we know of. 5 yellow cards. Seems Phil Nevilleās side has adopted the strategy of, if you canāt beatāem, kickāem. LGP of course his contracturally obligated yellow. They were just playing a really aggressive ugly brand of football all night. We handled it well. Credit to the guys for not losing their heads. Also, half of those foulsā¦yeahā¦they were on Barco. HALF.Ā
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5: No rest for the weary. We do control our own destiny. Thereās still the possibility of a home playoff game but thatās gonna require at least two more wins and probably a draw.Ā Thereās still the possibility of not making it. Itās gonna be a fight. Bare minimum we need at least a win and two draws. We would be at 51 points and thatās probably enough to play soccer in November. The schedule is in our favor. The points are there for the taking.Ā

